Archive for April, 2006

Volume Generally Begets Traffic

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Some of you have asked me how you get more folks to read your Weblog. [Some have asked directly; others have asked rhetorically on their Weblogs. ;)] I’ll offer you an example of mine: just post more. To wit:

IJSM.org has lots more traffic than GFMorris.com, which has more than GFMorris.org. Check the relative posting volume of the three, and you’ll see the simple correlation: posting more means more visits.

Now, if you’re concerned about getting people to post comments and interact with you—and yeah, feeling like you’re shouting into a vacuum sucks—the answer to that is simple: ask questions. If you tell a story about something that happened in your life, ask a question at the end of it: “Has something like this ever happened to you?” or “What would you have done in my shoes?” are both good choices.

Do not fret over a lack of interaction. It’s hard to know what people will respond to and what they won’t; I’ve had entries that I’ve never gotten comments on and thought no one read, but then had friends mention to me as something they thought was witty or insightful or something. I’ve also found that soul-searching and declarations typically don’t drive comments, for whatever reason.

Welcome, Racheal!

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Racheal says hello by saying goodbye. Not that she has to say goodbye, given that we can crosspost to Xanga pretty easily…

Welcome, Rachel!

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Rachel was bored with LiveJournal and wanted a change. Of course, we support cross-posting with LiveJournal … and Xanga … and others.

FTP for Dummies

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Howdy, it’s _steve again. Lots of you don’t know what the hell FTP is, or how to use it, or how you can make Geof’s life easier by installing your own themes, plugins, etc. Well I’m gonna show you how to do this with my favorite FTP client, SmartFTP.

Download it, install it, run it. In the address box, type in 67.19.147.148. In the Username and Password boxes, use your FTP usernames and passwords; if you don’t know what those are, ask Geof. Click on the Go button and you’ll be connected. Depending on how your windows are set up, you may or may not see the directory structure - if you don’t, click on Window -> Auto Hide All. If you get any dialog boxes asking if you want to save your settings, click Yes.

Some things you can do with FTP:
1) Install a new theme. Download a theme to your HD, unzip it if it’s a compressed file. In public_html/wp-content/themes, create a New Folder by right-clicking on the window on the right. Name the folder whatever your theme name is. Upload all the files for the theme; if it has custom images (which is likely), create a folder in your new folder called “images” and upload your theme images there. You can activate your new theme from the Wordpress Dashboard - just click on the Presentation tab.

2) Install a plugin. Once upon a time, there was something called Wordpress Plugin Manager that made this process incredibly simple for you people. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, WPPM went the way of the dodo, so we’re back to FTPing it. Download and unzip a plugin you want, and follow the instructions provided. This will almost always include uploading a file (or more than one file) into public_html/wp-content/plugins. Once the files are all in place according to the instructions, go to your Wordpress Dashboard. Click on Plugins and activate your new plugin.

3) Create bare subdirectories for stuff. Just create a new folder in public_html and upload whatever you want here. I use this for storing my videoblogs and as backup storage for academic papers.

Now you’re FTP savvy!!!

Welcome, Rhea!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Rhea’s finally here.

Welcome back, Erik!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Erik left us, but he came back.

Welcome, Daniel!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Daniel’s afraid that we won’t stick around long enough for him to figure things out. He’s wrong, though…

Welcome, Drea!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Drea seems to have gotten everything moved in just fine.

Welcome, Brandi!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Looks like Brandi has gotten settled in just fine. Me, I love the Miles posts, especially when he mugs for the camera.

Welcome, Allison!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

In case you know of any, Allison is looking for a teaching job in Missouri.

RMFO-BLOGS Signups Reopened!

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

A day late, and a dollar short, but we’re open for new business again. Please see the new FAQ on how to get an RMFO-Blog.

Adding Quotes As Customizable Content

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

Hello there! This is _steve, and Geof has added me as an author here for my incessant tinkering in the World of Wordpress. Today I’m going to teach you how to add quotes to your blog using a very simple plugin.

What you need:
1) An FTP program and FTP access to your blog. FTP programs like CuteFTP and SmartFTP are available for free; and if your FTP access hasn’t been configured yet, Geof can help you with that.
2) This plugin. It’s in .zip format; right-click the link and download it to your computer. Personally, I like to download things to my desktop, so I know I won’t lose them in the maze of directories and subdirectories that makes up a computer.

After you’ve extracted the files from the .zip file, you’ll need to do a very simple bit of uploading via FTP. I’ll show you how to do it, don’t worry; just do what I tell you and you won’t break anything.
1) Upload edit-quotes.php to public_html/wp-admin.
2) Upload wp-quotes.php to public_html/wp-content/plugins.

Now go to your Wordpress dashboard (that’s the admin screen where you write posts and do all those other cool things), click on Plugins at the top, and look for “Random Quotes.” Activate this plugin.

Now click on Manage at the top. You’ll see that “Quotes” now appears as an option under Manage. Click on Quotes and add/remove/edit whatever quotes you want. Providing an author for the quote is optional.

The only thing you might be concerned about is the length of your quote, depending on how you want to use the plugin. There are two principal things you can do with this plugin:
1) Create a page of quotations. This is incredibly easy. All you have to do is create a page and insert <!–wp_quotes_page–> into the text of the page. If you only want a page with the quotes, then just create a blank page and only put this in the text of the page.
2) Insert a quote into your theme. There are any number of ways you can do this, limited only by the design of your theme and your imagination. Below, I’ll show you two common applications - creating a randomizing subtitle that changes with each page reload, and inserting a random quote into your sidebar.

Creating a randomizing subtitle
Whew…that sounds tough! But I promise you that it’s very, very easy. Once again, you’ll need FTP access to your blog. And you’ll also need a theme that already has a subtitle encoded into it.

Geek Note: It’s actually possible to create your own class in style.css and, by playing around with the pixel-notated margins, to insert a randomizing subtitle into a theme that otherwise has no subtitle. I’m not going to expound any further on that, though, because if you understood what I just said, you’re smart enough to figure out how to do it on your own. I only mention it here because this was how I first created a randomizing subtitle in WP 1.2.

Now, using your Wordpress Dashboard, click on Presentation -> Theme Editor, and scroll down to the bottom of the file called Header. You’ll see a bit of code somewhere near the bottom, probably surrounded by other code you may or may not understand, that reads like this:
<?php bloginfo(’description’); ?>

All you have to do is delete exactly and ONLY that bit of code (and none of the other bits of code surrounding it), and replace it with this:
<?php wp_quotes_random(); ?>

Now save the file…and that’s it! Now you have a randomizing subtitle on your blog. If you find that you can’t edit the file, contact Geof and he can fix the problem for you.

Inserting a random quote into your sidebar

This is only a tiny bit more difficult. In the Theme Editor, click on Sidebar. You’re going to be inserting the same bit of code as above - <?php wp_quotes_random(); ?>

Now here comes the only tricky part: figuring out where to put the quote. You definitely do NOT want to put it above the code that reads <div id=”menu”>…but where you do put it is up to you. If you don’t really know what you’re looking at, try experimenting with different places. Just remember to ONLY insert the code above, and don’t delete anything unless you know what you’re doing. If you put it in a place that messes something up, or if it just doesn’t look good there, don’t worry; just go back to your Theme Editor, erase the code you added, and try putting it somewhere else.

Once you’ve found that place…that’s it! You’ve successfully added a randomizing quote to your sidebar. Congratulations!

Geek Note: the website and various instructions/recommendations for the plugin is here. The quotes are stored in a specially-created table in the database, so if you ABSOLUTELY MUST delete the quote data you’ll need to use your cPanel install to delete the table called “wp-quotes” in phpMyAdmin. Warning: if you don’t understand any of this, just ignore it. Even if you deactivate and uninstall the plugin from Wordpress, you’re not hurting anything by leaving the quotes table in the database. In fact, if you don’t know what you’re doing, it’s better to just leave the database alone.

WordPress 2.0.2

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

The upgrade to WP 2.0.2 will be finished by tomorrow (Sunday) night. I’ll re-open signups come Monday.